The Crypto Con Lawyer*: A Glorified Paralegal Faces Potential Sanctions After Bluff Gets Called (Part 3)

DISCLOSURE: DUNSMOOR LAW IS CLOSED AS OF NOVEMBER 2, 2023. SEE DUNSMOOR.IO THIS INFORMATION IS TO PROTECT THE INVESTING PUBLIC. NOTHING IN THIS ARTICLE IS LEGAL, FINANCIAL OR INVESTMENT ADVICE.

DISCLAIMER: THIS SERIES IS TO HIGHLIGHT THE FACT THAT HE MAY TRY THIS WITH OTHER PARTIES. HE IS NOT A REAL LAWYER; HE IS A FRAUD, AND THIS DOCUMENTED HISTORY WILL SHOW THAT AND PROTECT THE PUBLIC.

* Evans is a CILEX Chartered Legal Executive with limited practice rights in England and Wales. How he is able to call himself a lawyer under their laws, I have no idea, but in reality, he is a glorified paralegal.

Well folks, the saga continues, and oh boy, does it get better. Remember when I said Evans played right into my trap? Today, I had the distinct pleasure of serving our friend Cal with a detailed sanctions letter and draft motion that would make any real lawyer think twice about their life choices.

You see, when you’re dealing with someone who claims to be an “U.S. litigation specialist” (still can’t find that title anywhere in legal directories, surprise, surprise), you’d expect them to understand basic concepts like personal jurisdiction, public figure doctrine, and the simple fact that truth is an absolute defense to defamation. But, as I’ve stated before, I guess they don’t cover that in the CILEx curriculum.

The best part? Evans still hasn’t even specified which of the 136 documented lies I’ve uncovered are supposedly “defamatory.” Maybe because doing so would require him to admit under oath which ones are true. Imagine that deposition – “Mr. Evans, could you please explain how you achieved an LSAT score of 19/21 when the test is scored on a scale of 120-180?” 🤔

But here’s where it gets really interesting. Our friend Cal now has until December 12th to withdraw his frivolous lawsuit, or face sanctions under Wisconsin Statute § 802.05. That’s right – the very court system he improperly dragged me into might just end up costing him $50,000 in sanctions. Poetic justice, if you ask me.

And because I know Cal loves to play hide-and-seek with his assets (hello, TreeBee Properties LLC!), I’ve made sure to request an asset freeze from the court. Can’t have him pulling his usual disappearing act with funds when the bill comes due, can we?

You know what they say about playing with fire – sometimes you get burned. Or in this case, when you try to play lawfare with a real lawyer, you might just find yourself facing sanctions, asset freezes, and a very uncomfortable series of depositions about your “international legal practice.”

Stay tuned, folks. Something tells me our friend Cal might be learning some expensive lessons about Wisconsin civil procedure in the coming weeks.

P.S. – For those keeping score at home, that’s Failed Cease-and-Desist Letter, Failed Bar Complaints, Failed DMCA Takedown, Failed SEO Campaign, and now… well, let’s just say I wouldn’t bet on this lawsuit working out any better for him. 😎

Here’s the redacted letter and motion:

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